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J.B. is a graduate of Penn State University, where he majored in pre-marital sex. If you think that's a total lie, you wouldn't be the only one. He actually majored in greatness. J.B. recently moved back to State College because of a job opportunity and is looking forward to dominating State College once again. Aside from being arrogant, cocky, and self-righteous, J.B. enjoys a multitude of activities that involve him being right, and well, everybody else being wrong. Like the true hero he is, he believes in truth, justice, and the Hour way.

Comedy Writing

Kickball: They Make It for Adults Now

<p>Did you know that they have a kickball league for adults? Two months ago I didn't know, either. I know now, though. If you haven't guessed, I joined a kickball league. Yea, you fucking heard me right, a kickball league. No, I'm not playing against third graders, either. Although, I could beat all their asses if I played them.<br />

I’m From The Future, And I Have Proof!

What I'm about to tell you is going to blow your mind. I haven't been able to reveal this piece of information about myself until now. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I, J.B. Hour, am from the future.</span><br />

Hillary Clinton is Illiterate

Yes, the woman who is running for President can't even read. Last night, while at a campaign function she gave a speech and could hardly read the teleprompter.<br /><br />Personally, I think she was drunk. I'm speechless. Below is the video.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/">Hillary Clinton Illiteracy Video</a>

Attention Consumer: Ben Popken is an Asshole

Does anybody else ever visit The Consumerist website? If you're not familiar with the website, let me explain it to you. The Consumerist is a website that trashes companies for doing things like turning a profit or using marketing. They trash retailers like Radio Shack for selling Monster Cables with an 80% markup. An 80% markup you say? That sounds outrageous, right?<br />

Extreme Tic-Tac-Toe

<p>Woot! I'm back from my trip to see the fam. Now I can bombard your brain stems with another amazing blog experience.<br />

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