<p>Did you know that they have a kickball league for adults? Two months ago I didn't know, either. I know now, though. If you haven't guessed, I joined a kickball league. Yea, you fucking heard me right, a kickball league. No, I'm not playing against third graders, either. Although, I could beat all their asses if I played them.<br />
Anonymous Can Eat Me
What I'm about to tell you is going to blow your mind. I haven't been able to reveal this piece of information about myself until now. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I, J.B. Hour, am from the future.</span><br />
Proofreading: A Lost Art Form
Yes, the woman who is running for President can't even read. Last night, while at a campaign function she gave a speech and could hardly read the teleprompter.<br /><br />Personally, I think she was drunk. I'm speechless. Below is the video.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/">Hillary Clinton Illiteracy Video</a>
Does anybody else ever visit The Consumerist website? If you're not familiar with the website, let me explain it to you. The Consumerist is a website that trashes companies for doing things like turning a profit or using marketing. They trash retailers like Radio Shack for selling Monster Cables with an 80% markup. An 80% markup you say? That sounds outrageous, right?<br />
<p>Woot! I'm back from my trip to see the fam. Now I can bombard your brain stems with another amazing blog experience.<br />
Taste the Rainbow, Bitch
Redneck Retirement
Unfortunately, Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cyrus) is destined for celebrity slutdom just like Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.