It Must Be Nice Having the Job Security That Comes With Acting
Compared to investment banking, my colleagues tell me acting is almost completely recession-proof. People will buy tickets to shows even if they don't have the money to buy them!
Jack was born in a hydrothermal vent in the depths of the Atlantic. At the age of three he was enslaved by a cabal of giant squid, who forced him to perform in their travelling circus. Following an accident with a tightrope walking Manatee, Jack managed to flee the circus. He travelled the world for several years before making his way upriver to spawn.
Compared to investment banking, my colleagues tell me acting is almost completely recession-proof. People will buy tickets to shows even if they don't have the money to buy them!