Jason Henry Simon-Bierenbaum

Jason Henry Simon-Bierenbaum Philadelphia

Jason Henry Simon-Bierenbaum is a life-long writer and smart ass. His mom only brags about the writer part. He has an MFA in poetry, so of course he writes comedy and fiction, because why stick to a plan? He is currently working on a comedic novel about a guy having a third life crisis while working in a comic shop. It features a great paragraph about chamomile, and a surprise roast of Dante. Connect with him via @JasonHenryPoems. Or, don't.

Comedy Writing

I’m One Bad Day and a Chemical Spill Away from Becoming a Batman Villain

Gotham's oldest enemy? Health and safety code. How do people keep falling into pits of bubbly wubbly goo?

by Jason Henry Simon-Bierenbaum
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March 27, 2021

What to Do if Your Mother Keeps Hinting that You, The One True Begotten Son of God, Should Really Give Her Grandkids Already

Every Chanukah for the past seven years she kept telling you she doesn't want you to buy her anything, with “BUY” and “THING” in air quotes.

by Jason Henry Simon-Bierenbaum
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December 22, 2020