My Impression of NG Hatfield’s Blog
Ahem.<br /><br />"Pretentious poetry.<br /><br />Random use of "cunt".<br /><br />More pretentious poetry."<br /><br />Thank you. {takes a bow}
Comedy Writing
Lost Classic Movie: Sudden Death
<p>So I saw "the Departed" on Friday. It was amazing. I've casually mentioned in my column and to my constituency that I felt "the Departed" had more pressure on it than any movie in the past six years.
Casual Misanthropicks – Week 5
<p>The "Hurry up and Post Your Picks, it's Saturday Edition"<br /><br />NEW ENGLAND (-9.5) over Miami<br />Body language looked pretty good last week, wouldn't you say? Fuckers.<br /><br />NEW ORLEANS (-6.5) over Tampa<br />Any of you who enjoy DeGraaf's column better pray St. Louis sweeps the Padres. He's already blogging from the rooftops.<br /><br />Buffalo (+10) over CHICAGO
Naked Pictures of DeGraaf and Rebello
Just kidding...I wanted to see how many people we could get to view this blog.<br />Anyway, here's day two of the blog.<br />
Justin, Nate, and the ALDS
<p>In case you missed it, Nate and me are blogging about the baseball playoffs. <a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/2006/10/mlb-email-exchange-is-back.html">Here are our predictions for the series</a> (plural). Is it serieses? Serieux? The fuck? <br /><br />Nate's thoughts on Day one:
Down with Country Music
Certain music wasn't meant to be popular, but somebody forgot to send out that telegraph. See you at Gettysburg for round two.
Casual Misanthropicks – Week 4
<p>Every so often, I write "smart" columns. These are columns that go beyond the typical "I jerk off with my dog in the room" mentality that let me grace a section in a National Lampoon book. This week, I wrote about journalist source protection and expected comments on par with the following:<br />"That was a littl smrt for me."<br />"You used to be funny. What happened?"<br />"Bwah?"<br />
Casual Misanthropicks – Week 3
<p>Reader Heather commented on DeGraaf's picks last week (if you think I'm linking you there, you're insane) that DeGraaf's picks were better because he was always right. Despite this, (a) we were both 10-6 last week, (b) I murdered DeGraaf in the playoff picks last year and (c) Heather's a cumcatcher.<br /><br />Moving on to Week 3, and give me some credit, these are almost impossible picks
Casual Misanthropicks – Week 2
<p>As is the norm on this site, anything DeGraaf can do, I have a bigger penis. Welcome to Week 2 of the NFL season and here are my picks. For gambling purposes only.<br /><br />(HOME team in CAPS)<br />
The Fantasy 25
<p>Some of you are aware of my hideous showing in the PIC fantasy league. To be fair, it's ranked sixth on my priorities behind my fantasy baseball league with my college friends, my hardcore fantasy baseball league with my college friends, beer, masturbating and YouTube. So let's turn to football with my Fantasy 25.<br />
Dumbing Down the NFL
Football players are perfect targets to be MOCK... YEAH... ING... YEAH... BIRD... YEAH.
MySpace: Facebook’s Weird Cousin
One hard look at MySpace's backwards design, wild layouts, and scatterbrained profiles and you might start to feel like the perverted uncle.