What’s in a Name?
Common sense and pronunciation lose all meaning when it comes to getting other people to identify you correctly.
Comedy Writing
The Definitive Guide to College Writing
Are you immature? Can you embellish the truth and reference the 90's with ease? Then you're on the write track to college humor stardom.
An Interview with Bill O’Reilly: A Casual Misanthropy Exclusive
A dueling of half-wits commences as humorist faces 'responsible' journalist. You decide which one to take more seriously.
Let the Lame Begin! (An Olympic Analysis)
Six reasons this year's Summer Olympics make you proud to change the channel. Give or take that underage fox, Carly Patterson.
Celebrating 21 Years: A Retrospective
A year-by-year recap of the mind-blowing events and circumstances that shaped the life you now know as 'Casual Misanthropy.'
JD Rebello’s Guide to Parenting
Get pregnant if you must, but don't rule out abortion until you've developed a strong backhand. Kids these days can really play ball.
Madden 2006: A Totally Sane and Rational Review
If EA Sports continues making new football video games as hard as this one, you're gonna have to put your fingers through spring training.
A Special Sorry for the Ladies
Look ladies, we're sorry that you're dysfunctional, overweight crybabies with self-esteem issues. Let's see them tittays!
For Whom the Bell Tolls
One fast food restaurant stands tall in the face of an industry rolling over for diet-crazed, fat-obsessed Americans. Think outside the bun.
Run-DNC: Hardcore Coverage of the Democratic National Convention
Justin and special correspondent SmarterChild go on-site in Boston to juice up one of the most politically-correct pep rallies ever.
Kicking It Off Old School
Predictions, analyses, and bitch slappings handed out for the upcoming NFL season, guided by classic quotes from the movie Old School.
Girl Talk
Why do a lot of guys have difficulty talking to girls? Take any one of the five major causes of brain shutdown including The Hot Girl Effect.