Graduate Schooled
If you thought college was hard, wait until you graduate. Enjoy the experience before it's obvious you don't have any.
Comedy Writing
The Greatest Column Never Written
When you have nothing to say, the best thing to talk about is what could have been. Take that, writer's block!
Criminal Lineup: A Shocking Look at Fall TV
How low will each network stoop to get your attention this fall? Let's just say FOX hasn't ruled out 'Who Wants to Marry this Goat' yet.
Rebello Opens His Sack: Special Mailbag Feature!
Take a fresh look at the unpredictable assortment of emails straight from Rebello's mailbox. It's a spammer's delight!
Censorship Attacks PIC: A Casual Misanthropy Exclusive
A Casual Misanthropy exclusive, featuring a behind-the-scenes look at an attempt by The Man to bring Justin's 'tabloid smut' to a halt.
I’m Lovin’ It: Praise for McDonald’s
McDonald's may be swirling with greasy rumors and bad press, but the fact remains that delicious food deserves a clogged place in our heart.
The Perils of Pussy
If dogs are a man's best friend, it only makes sense that cats are a man's worst enemy. Now watch these kittens get shot down.
It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I’m Pissed)
Some say the world will end in fire, some say ice. Compared to living with James Blunt and Blue Collar Comedy, both of those sound nice.
Dunkin’ DOH! Nuts
When your commercial is so annoying that people boycott your $2.99 steak, you know you've made a bad decision. BANKRUPTSAY-YEAH!
Judge JD’s Court of Bitchslap
Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, and George W. Bush face the harshest and most arbitrary of critics. Who will get bitchslapped?!
Barbaro: Hung Up on a Horse
Barbaro's a professional athlete who's living it easy, minus one broken leg. The only pasture he's taken out to is full of nubile mares.
Where’s Charlie’s Angels 3? A Summer Movie Preview
Once again, it's Hollywood's time to shine in the summer blockbuster spotlight. And of course, Justin's turn to rain on their parade.