A Smorgasbord of Leftovers
You thought you had Thanksgiving leftovers? Wait 'til you see the pile of misanthropy Justin's been saving for this little joke buffet.
Comedy Writing
Casual Melodrama
For lack of daytime soaps at PIC, we've introduced catfighting over column feedback. It's sort of a cathartic read, really.
Mainstream Masturbation? Just Handling Business
It's a frequent nightly habit of yours, don't lie. Why should you have to anyway?
Girls, Girls, Girls
The greatest mystery of all time. Still not solved. Duh.
Ben Feder is a Douchebag: The Plagiarism Scandal!
Someone at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst forgot to teach their worst journalist what plagiarism is. Enter JD Rebello, TA.
Casual Misanthropy Ultimate Edition DVD!
Self-indulgence reaches an all-time high! And now you can own it all on this beautifully-edited, high-definition, collector's DVD!
PIC Behind the Column: JD Rebello
Celebrities, columnists, God, and fictional narrators alike weigh in on the troubled and angst-filled life that spilled over onto the Internet.
Five People You Meet in Hell
Hell is full of realtors, Blockbuster employees, and bouncers. Not like you wanted to wait in line for warm, overpriced beer anyway.
‘Tis NOT the Season
Enough with the holiday foreplay. No matter how hard you try to stretch it out, Christmas still only comes once a year.
Legends of the Fall
Nobody ever said calling home from college would be easy. E.T. phone HOOOOOOMMME!!
This Column No Comply
When connecting your computer to a wireless router requires 4 hours of infuriating technical support, you've hit a big NO COMPLY.
I Love the 80’s Too: But Enough is Enough
Whatever you love—the 70's, the 80's, the 90's, the future, 3D television—rest assured VH1 is working hard to make it mediocre.