Mighty Ducks: The Holy Trilogy
Most people could skate by calling Lord of the Rings or Back to the Future their favorite trilogy. But Justin's got the Flying V for you.
Comedy Writing
A Year in the Life
50 articles, 1 year, and countless tense, comedic, and controversial moments later, it's time to reflect on you, the outspoken reader.
Opening Day of Class
The all-important first day back. When everyone meets the people, professors, and policies they'll regret for the rest of the semester.
Judge Justin’s Second Court of Bitchslap
It's time to put celebs in the spotlight on trial again. Ashlee Simpson, Barry Bonds, Bill O'Reilly and more. Who will get bitchslapped this time?!
The Love of My Life (Not Named Hilary)
One man's obsession with sports turns into a fantasy of sorts. Err, what's your fantasy...sport? (Rhyming IS hard, Ludacris!)
Webshots: The God Awful Galleries
The newest waste of space to hit the Internet also happens to be the most popular place to share your digital pics. Coincidence? I think not.
One Douche To Rule Them All…
Enough blind praise already, let's get down to everything horrible about Lord of the Rings.
2005 Dumbshit of the Year
The first annual awards show you'll literally feel like shit for winning! Dishonorable mentions like Kanye West included. And the winner is...
Beating a Dead Horse
Attention Colt's fans who bet against the Patriots: time to pony up and re-evaluate your thoroughbred. Yep, Peyton Manning failed once again.
Talkin’ Shit: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
For some, every day is just another day at the toilet. For others, it's a time to look forward to and reflect upon. Here's the good, the bad, and the ugly about poop.
The Mind of a Single Guy
Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day... start to finish, completely uncensored.
New Year’s Resolutions, or How to Improve Upon Perfection
What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.