I Wanna Sox You Up
The Red Sox have finally done it, and Justin can come out of his superstitious hole in style. Not that we believe in Curses.
JD Boston is widely considered the Thomas Jefferson of Points in Case, having penned more than 125 articles for the site since 2003. In his spare time, he lifts weights, plays guitar, and hopelessly comes up with false interests that might convince hot girls to do him. In reality, all he does is drink beer and win Super Bowls in Madden.
The Red Sox have finally done it, and Justin can come out of his superstitious hole in style. Not that we believe in Curses.
The only thing worse than chronic allergies? Terminal illness. Although after enough sore throats you might feel like dying.
Ben Savage isn't dead because he will forever live in Justin's heart. He also just plain isn't dead... can't say the same for his career.
In the past, infomercials were all but useless crap. Enter Doggy-Steps, the only product guaranteed to tap your Achilles pet heel and wallet.
Most people could skate by calling Lord of the Rings or Back to the Future their favorite trilogy. But Justin's got the Flying V for you.
50 articles, 1 year, and countless tense, comedic, and controversial moments later, it's time to reflect on you, the outspoken reader.
You know THAT GUY. In fact, you probably know all ten types of them. And you've hated every minute of their annoying existence.
Enough blind praise already, let's get down to everything horrible about Lord of the Rings.
The all-important first day back. When everyone meets the people, professors, and policies they'll regret for the rest of the semester.
It's time to put celebs in the spotlight on trial again. Ashlee Simpson, Barry Bonds, Bill O'Reilly and more. Who will get bitchslapped this time?!
One man's obsession with sports turns into a fantasy of sorts. Err, what's your fantasy...sport? (Rhyming IS hard, Ludacris!)
The newest waste of space to hit the Internet also happens to be the most popular place to share your digital pics. Coincidence? I think not.