America’s Next Top Queers
The pot is bubbling with excitement over what sexual cards celebs are hiding up their sleeves. Lance Bass says he's all-in, what a Joker!
Comedy Writing
The Golden Rules of IM, Part II
There will never be a such thing as a flawless buddy. But twenty extra rules couldn't hurt. In fact, we're sure you need to follow them.
How to Argue With Females
A step-by-step guide to winning arguments with women - including cheap shots and techniques to break down your girlfriend.
The Golden Rules of Manhood
20 hard and fast rules every man must live by in order to retain every ounce of his masculinity. Bros before hoes is only the tip of the iceberg.
Celebratin’ Lots Mo’ Drama in My Life
There is a sort of twisted beauty about the way girls can create so much drama. Here's your chance to get involved at a safe distance.
38 Survival Activities for a Boring Class
Combating boredom during class isn't easy. Here are some spicy alternative activities you haven't thought of - trust me.
Casual Misanthropicks – Week 11
<p>You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite episode of "Seinfeld". If someone's favorite is "the Contest", they have a sick sense of humor. If someone says "the Soup Nazi" they're a conformist and try to act like everyone else. If someone says "the Finale", they're a bloody liar and you shouldn't be friends with them.<br />
Casual Misanthropicks – Week 10
<p>So I may finally have a job. That's right, after six months of unemployment, I may finally be hired somewhere. But there's a catch, they still have to do a background check. Now, I don't have a criminal record and everything on my resume is accurate, but the first thing that pops up when you Google my name is my PIC column. Now, I stand by my column. I enjoy writing it.
Fix the Red Sox in Ten Easy Steps
I realize absolutely nobody cares about this except Red Sox fans (and even with them it's shaky), but here we go.<br /><br />Step 1. Resign Alex Gonzalez. The real American League Gold Glover at shortstop. I realize he only hit .261 last year, but so what? He's fun to watch, makes things a lot easier for pitchers, and doesn't defense win championships?<br />
Casual Misanthropicks – Week 9
<p>This past week is among the saddest of my sports fan year. The NBA has started. Honestly, I wouldn't mind it so much if it didn't mean ESPN would morph into NBA 2Night and PTI and Around the Horn would engage in 30-minute debates over whether some guy named Rasho Rastonevic would make the Warriors a contender. I honestly don't care.
Casual Misanthropicks – Week 8
<p>First off, sorry to the two people (and Dan Opp) who put up with me double-posting the last baseball blog. Blogger was being a bastard. Also, I'm fairly certain Rhode Island has the worst wireless internet in the country. I'm better off sending in my PIC blogs via smoke signal. Anyway, on to the picks.<br /><br />(HOME team in CAPS)<br /><br />Jacksonville (+6) over PHILLY
Casual Misanthropicks – Week 8
<p>First off, sorry to the two people (and Dan Opp) who put up with me double-posting the last baseball blog. Blogger was being a bastard. Also, I'm fairly certain Rhode Island has the worst wireless internet in the country. I'm better off sending in my PIC blogs via smoke signal. Anyway, on to the picks.<br /><br />(HOME team in CAPS)<br /><br />Jacksonville (+6) over PHILLY