2005 Dumbshit of the Year
The first annual awards show you'll literally feel like shit for winning! Dishonorable mentions like Kanye West included. And the winner is...
Comedy Writing
Beating a Dead Horse
Attention Colt's fans who bet against the Patriots: time to pony up and re-evaluate your thoroughbred. Yep, Peyton Manning failed once again.
Talkin’ Shit: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
For some, every day is just another day at the toilet. For others, it's a time to look forward to and reflect upon. Here's the good, the bad, and the ugly about poop.
The Mind of a Single Guy
Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day...start to finish, completely uncensored.
The Mind of a Single Guy, Part 2
Another day in the life of man versus his own brain. Sometimes it's a ball-busting struggle.
New Year’s Resolutions, or How to Improve Upon Perfection
What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.
America’s Next Top Queers
The pot is bubbling with excitement over what sexual cards celebs are hiding up their sleeves. Lance Bass says he's all-in, what a Joker!
The Golden Rules of IM, Part II
There will never be a such thing as a flawless buddy. But twenty extra rules couldn't hurt. In fact, we're sure you need to follow them.
How to Argue With Females
A step-by-step guide to winning arguments with women - including cheap shots and techniques to break down your girlfriend.
The Golden Rules of Manhood
20 hard and fast rules every man must live by in order to retain every ounce of his masculinity. Bros before hoes is only the tip of the iceberg.
Celebratin’ Lots Mo’ Drama in My Life
There is a sort of twisted beauty about the way girls can create so much drama. Here's your chance to get involved at a safe distance.
38 Survival Activities for a Boring Class
Combating boredom during class isn't easy. Here are some spicy alternative activities you haven't thought of - trust me.