Beware the Exosmeleton
Even though he is long gone, your buddy has left behind a far-from-innocuous remnant of the nasty throbbing stench that sparked his exodus in the first place.
Comedy Writing
How I Feel When I See an Animated GIF for the Millionth Time
Welcome to 2012, a time when instead of expressing emotions interpersonally, we convey how we feel through a series of animated GIF files and YouTube videos.
DO NOT POST: 14 Predictable Facebook Status Updates
In our many years of scrolling, we have begun to notice how predictable and mundane each of our Newsfeeds has become. Here are 14 statuses you should always rethink.
The $25,000 Period
Once a month, your upbeat relationship transforms into vitriol and tyranny. For a man, this is a sweltering round on the hot seat like none other if you're her "lucky man."
Don’t Be THAT GUY, Part 2
Some of us are partial tools, some of us fade in and out of toolism, and some of us are just full-blown tools. Take a look in the mirror sometimes and tell yourself: "Don't be that guy."
Dude vs. Bro: Who Wins?
Men are confronted with an inordinate amount of peers during their lives. At each stop, we ultimately have to ask ourselves, "Who are my Dudes?" and "Who are my Bros?"
On the Mass Appeal of Nipples, Match.com, and Prostate Exams
Society subscribes to a weird set of rules, and how we interpret them is even weirder. For example, why is the nipple what censorship uses as the limit for upper-torso nudity?
11 Dick Moves, From the Man Manual
If anyone found out these unspeakable acts were premeditated, the tolerance for them would be worn thinner than the nearly tangible membrane between good and evil.
The Sexually Explosive Guide to Making Blockbuster Action Movies
Here now, I lend to you the paramount guide to action movie conception consumption, a "chamber of secrets" if you will, the skeleton key to what makes action movies great.
20 Ambiguous New Chuck Norris Facts
Since I am a de facto dude, and since Chuck Norris is a first-ballot dude Hall-of-Famer, I'm going to explore the future of Chuck Norris statements of superhumanity.
The 8 Guys You’ll Meet at a Bonfire
Bonfires are an American symbol of inefficient heating and circular gatherings. Here are the 8 types of guys who fuel these beer-pounding, philosophy-unleashing fire forums.