I’d Like to Return 2020 for a Full Refund
“I can’t accept this, it’s obviously been used.” “Well yes, but only in January, February, and the first week of March. But then ppffhtt,” I spit.
Jillian Van Hefty lives in Northwest Arkansas with her family and emotional support Keurig. She was a 2022 winner of the “A Hotel Room of One's Own: The Erma Bombeck | Anna Lefler Humorist-in-Residence Program.” She was Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Humor Writer of the Month in March, 2021. Her work has appeared in Points in Case; Jumpkick; The Spoof; Her View from Home; University of Dayton blog; Love What Matters; Haute Dish Literary Journal; Prometheus Dreaming; Eat, Darling, Eat; and the Minnesota Women’s Press. She enjoys pretending to exercise on her E-bike and spelunking when it is above 61.5 degrees.
“I can’t accept this, it’s obviously been used.” “Well yes, but only in January, February, and the first week of March. But then ppffhtt,” I spit.