A Week in the Life of Christopher the Christian
The Diary Entries of a Misguided Christian Trying to Make Sense of the World
I like to keep my distance from women. This may be because I'm a bit shy, or perhaps because I fear they will hear the sound of the camera attached to my shoe. Either way, I prefer a woman wearing a skirt. Don't blame the player, blame the game. My game is chess.
The Diary Entries of a Misguided Christian Trying to Make Sense of the World
The golden rule: never pay for it. Heaving out money is a sign of defeat to the porn world. Wank before you bank. Plus more crucial advice.