Jim Wesley Parts Unknown

I love comedy and writing. I tried stand-up a few times in high school and university and I've hosted a comedy show that benefitted the SPCA. I have finished second in a beauty contest. I have been attacked by pigeons. I think Lord of the Rings is a good name for a fast food restaurant. Especially one that serves Onion Rings and Calamari. I like to sneak food into movie theatres. Bigfoot is real. I did shop class in elementary school and built a shelf. Whereas, animals with no training build dwellings. If you want to follow me, you'll need to plant some sort of tracking device on my person. I'd prefer you use Twitter instead: @mrstoneycreek