Is That Bolognese on Your Chinos, or Are You Bleeding Out in This Banana Republic?
I’m on thin ice with my manager, Trayson, and I can't afford another marinara mishap. Please, my job is on the line here.
Comedy Writing
A Few Words Before the Opening of “Bagel Bites the Musical”
Now the haters are gonna eat their words like a saturated fat-soaked afterschool snack.