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My proudest achievement in comedy? Making Jonathan Van Pinxteren's older brother pee himself with laughter at a first-grade sleepover. Now I'm just chasing the dragon.

Comedy Writing

A Few Words Before the Opening of “Bagel Bites the Musical”

Now the haters are gonna eat their words like a saturated fat-soaked afterschool snack.

by Jimmy Pitts
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January 12, 2023

‘Positive Vibes Only’ Was Not A Suggestion, You Shithead

by Jimmy Pitts | May 3, 2023 | Slackjaw

Literature Not Banned From Florida Public Schools

by Jimmy Pitts | April 5, 2023 | Two Fifty One

7 Signs Your Pickleball Club is a Death Cult

by Jimmy Pitts | March 25, 2023 | Slackjaw

Rough Drafts of Hemmingway’s Six-Word Story

by Jimmy Pitts | February 22, 2023 | Two Fifty One

Twenty Years Ago, I Left for Jupiter to Get More Stupider – Now My Space Colony Could Save Humanity

by Jimmy Pitts | November 6, 2022 | Other Publication

My Friend Needs Help With His Hospital Bills After a Series of Sick Burns

by Jimmy Pitts | April 7, 2022 | JumpKick

Sober St. Patrick’s Day Party Animal Reads Guinness World Records Until They Pass Out

by Jimmy Pitts | March 17, 2022 | The Boston Accent

‘Valentine’s Day Is Just a Corporate Holiday,’ Says Man Shopping for Super Bowl Party

by Jimmy Pitts | December 31, 2021 | The Needling