How to Be a Successful Writer in 5 Difficult Steps
Do not underestimate the importance of having two homes to being a writer, despite seeming to have nothing to do with telling a story. It's all about the dust jacket.
Jodie: Wakes up in the middle of the night. Likes reading more than talking about math problems. Likes math problems more than live snakes. Has an unmatched moral superiority about her decision to settle for less. Recently published on McSweeney's. Jodie Leidecker has the soul of a farmer and the body of a poet. She learned everything she needed to know about how to grow tobacco, corn, and soybeans (she did not need to know that much) in Graves County, KY and went on to become a pretend hippie, riding her bike around town in the cool of an evening.
Do not underestimate the importance of having two homes to being a writer, despite seeming to have nothing to do with telling a story. It's all about the dust jacket.