“Kiss Me, I’m Irish” T-Shirts for Those with Partial Ancestry
Go on two dates with me that seem to go well, but then inexplicably ghost me, I’m half Irish
John-Clark Levin
Ojai, California
John-Clark Levin is a journalist and author working at the intersection of technology, security, and politics. He is also known as a Jeopardy! alumnus, an extra in the 2010 hit comedy Easy A, and the two-time holder of the Guinness World Record for “Longest Continuous Handshake” (15 hours, 15 minutes).
Comedy Writing
Jokes
“Mommy, what’s that deep groaning sound from inside the walls, saying that being with an adequate partner is preferable to risking a lifetime of loneliness?”
“Don’t worry, Sweetie, that’s just the house settling.”
Any restaurant is a drive-thru if you’re a bad enough driver.
“I say, Sherlock, how is it that you seem to pay no taxes?”
“Deduction, my dear Watson.”
Veganism is fine, but some people take it too far. I know one vegan who won’t even say cheese for a picture.