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I don't like to indulge in a lot of things, but the thinks I do like to indulge in are expensive and bad for your body. I'm a walking example of wasted potential, and that's something even Obama can't change. I dream of traveling to Las Vegas with Milla Jovovich and killing zombies to pass the time.

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I Do Not Understand Regret

I will be the first to admit it: I get drunk or drugged out, and make bad decisions. The difference between is, I don’t experience regret like you.

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