Providence, Rhode Island

John J King is part Texan and part Tyrannosaur, and lives in Providence. He has a B.A. in Theatre & English from SUNY Boondocks, and an accent from his mama. JJK writes plays, screenplays, and humor, all of which have won things, including derision. His mission: To Create and Spread Delight.



Jokes

Guide to Job Hunting:
1. Once you’ve hunted the job, cut the heart out and bite it as its beating slows.
2. Skin and drain the job.
3. Use all parts of the job—waste not, want not!
4. The bones of most jobs can be reshaped into tools to hunt future jobs.

— John King
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