Introducing the Blowharder: the Loudest, Biggest, Baddest, Most Polluting Leaf Blower Ever Made!
Get a jump on fall by stripping the leaves off trees in August. Dry your car in nanoseconds. Demolish political lawn signs from hundreds of yards away.
John Sandbach is a humor writer and poetry bard based in Maui, Hawaii. His work can be found in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Frazzled, Greener Pastures, 251, Points In Case, The Haven, Humor Darling and Functionally Dead. John has taken The Second City courses “Writing Satire For the Internet” levels 1, 2 and 3.
Get a jump on fall by stripping the leaves off trees in August. Dry your car in nanoseconds. Demolish political lawn signs from hundreds of yards away.