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JoJo Franzen

JoJo Franzen likes maple syrup, green things, and vanquishing her friends and enemies in competitive board games. Her writing has appeared on McSweeney's Internet Tendency and The Belladonna.

Comedy Writing

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Patriotic Airlines Presents Mega-Patriot Credit Cards

In the event of a water landing, beneath your seat is a compartment that contains a credit card application in a waterproof pouch.

by JoJo Franzen
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February 2, 2019