Jon Fish San Francisco

Heir to a fortune in Corn Pone, Jonny Fish, PHD, olympic Air Hockey medalist, and tuban throat soloist extraordinaire, was born in an out of control balloon over the Gulf of Mexico sometime before the advent of the internet. His subsequent exploits in nude mixed martial arts, brazilian waxing the morbidly obese, and teaching orangutans to play Texas hold-em, has caused him to become persona non grata in over 18 countries, including Monaco, and the Belgian Congo. He is currently working to gain control of 51% of the moon, to use as a billboard.