Jonathan Motney | Points in Case

Jonathan Motney

Jonathan loves writing comedy and will continue to do so until he becomes unfunny due to fatherhood and/or old age. His pieces have been published on Slackjaw, Points in Case, and his parents' refrigerator.

Comedy Writing

Sweatpants and an Amazon warehouse worker

Quarantine Sweatpants or Amazon Warehouse Worker?

Stretched to cover more area by upper management / Watches boss make the same mistakes day in and day out / Owned by Jeff Bezos

by Jonathan Motney
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April 25, 2020

We the People on a passport with magnifying glass

Unnecessary Places Where Trump’s Signature Will Now Appear

After “FROM:” on the name tags of all wedding gifts / Embroidered on all weighted blankets / Baked into the crust of all apple pies

by Jonathan Motney and Jonda Robinson
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April 17, 2020

A Message to All Anti-Vaxxers from an Appreciative Resident in 2320

Measles, schmeasles... which is actually a new form of measles.

by Jonathan Motney
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March 3, 2020

13 Things I, a 33-Year-Old Man with Zero Interest in Football, Find More Exciting to Watch at a Super Bowl Party Than the Game

Janice and Mark’s whisper-fights about their upcoming incomplete wedding plans. They’ve been engaged for 7 years now.

by Jonathan Motney
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February 2, 2020

What Your Drink of Choice Says About You

Wheat Grass: You are health conscious and enjoy taste bud masochism. Scotch: You are a lawyer and you’ve been to 13% of your son’s baseball games.

by Jonathan Motney
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April 7, 2018