I’m the Fun Mom on This Migraine Commercial and I’m Begging You, Please Kill Me
My headache thundered with every step, but we'd duel for hours with our tin-foil-covered balsa wood swords.
I started out as a music critic, spent a long time as a TV critic, wrote for many publications defunct and living (Boston Phoenix, San Francisco Examiner, Salon, New York Times, McSweeney's, The Belladonna) and now I'm here, trying to make you laugh. Lucky you.
My headache thundered with every step, but we'd duel for hours with our tin-foil-covered balsa wood swords.
My men and I were subjected to the cruelest act of bullying the world has ever seen, simply because we were singing songs of the Fatherland.
Fake News say it bad thing that me want Bavaria to be good neighbor of Transylvania. Say Dracula sadistic bloodsucking despot.