Are You a Shopper at IKEA or a Character in a Wes Anderson Film?
- The staff is smarmy and vaguely European. - There’s a child smoking a cigarette.
Comedy Writing
Did You Take Drugs from a Sketchy Dude in a Bathroom or Are You a New Parent?
When’s the last time you showered? A. Before you left for the club. B. It was a week ago and it was to cover the sound of your sobs.
How to Use the Internet, For Boomers
The internet is one big lie. If you think someone’s telling the truth online, then you’re lying to yourself.