The Harrowing Tale of Going 52 Hours Without a Phone
I’m outside now, walking to the nearby pizza shop. There are people everywhere, so many of them, crawling all over the place.
I have no idea what's going on, so I try to write about that. I'm hoping there's someone out there who sees the world exactly as I do, but so far, no luck. That picture to the left, that is me.
I’m outside now, walking to the nearby pizza shop. There are people everywhere, so many of them, crawling all over the place.
I have also been told by several superiors that I have "a lot of potential," and that they'd like to see my potential "put to good use."
Employees who disregard this mandate are urged to take oral infusions of methylxanthine before arriving at the workplace. (Drink coffee)