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Justin Courter's humor pieces have appeared on McSweeney's, Slackjaw, and elsewhere. His most recent novel is Cadenza. More about his work can be found at www.justincourter.com.

Comedy Writing

Single Parent During a Pandemic or Alcoholic?

You’re in no condition to drive. But it would be even more dangerous to let your companion do it.

by Justin Courter
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August 26, 2020

Glossary of Science and Technology Terms You Were Afraid to Ask About

Facial Recognition System – Mental procedure of sorting through possible names for an acquaintance one encounters at the grocery store.

by Justin Courter
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January 16, 2020

Jared Kushner deep in thought over his Pokemon backpack

Jared Kushner Email: “Did Anyone Find a Pokémon Backpack in the Oval Office?”

Not only might this backpack contain documents related to the fake Russia investigation, but it also has sentimental value.

by Justin Courter
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January 4, 2018

Customer Review: Product Blew Up Grandmother

I noticed that when my grandmother powered on her MXB39FLB7 it made a series of uncharacteristic clicking sounds prior to her detonation.

by Justin Courter
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December 27, 2017

Son, You’re Going to Have to Tell Me More About This Guy You Saw Mommy Kissing Underneath the Mistletoe Last Night

First of all, son, I'm not angry with you for peeking downstairs. I just want you to tell Daddy more about the man you saw Mommy kissing, okay?

by Justin Courter
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December 18, 2017