This Is a Test of the LAST NERVE Emergency Alert System
The alert system will be preceded by two sharp tones — "Hey! HEY!" — followed by "Listen, Buster."
K.E. Flann's work has also appeared in McSweeney's, The Weekly Humorist, Greener Pastures, and other publications. She's the author of How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts Nuclear Mutants and Other Movie Monsters, from Running Press (Hachette).
The alert system will be preceded by two sharp tones — "Hey! HEY!" — followed by "Listen, Buster."
Be tidy. If you have showered in body fluids, towel off before excursions.
Just because everyone else jumped their cars off a cliff, does that mean Dom has to do it, too?
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