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Comedy Writing
Jokes
If math is hard, then why are mathletes so soft?
I’m a natural ventriloquist. Whenever I speak, it appears a dummy is talking.
The dentist wanted to know if my teeth hurt, so I bit him.
I asked my wife to get better about communicating her feelings, so she started making regular adjustments to my life insurance coverage.
I’m so proud of my son for starting his lemonade stand. How many kids put in the work to launder stolen lunch money?
Some call it self-loathing, I call it empathizing with the people who know me.