The Asian and The Boyfriend
The Asian and the boyfriend don't ever mix. They were born as separate as two koalas with latent chlamydia, and they shall remain so for all eternity.
1. Born under the stars. 2. Learned to walk on a hill. 3. Fell down the rest of the hill. 4. Accepted to SUNY Brockport. 5. Still almost capable of making decision. 6. Realized that 5. is rather irrelevant. A fantasy reader who often dreams of becoming literate, Kat has followed her heart through thick and thin, through waffles and orgasms, through the great state of Canada and the drug-infested waters of Disney classics. If she could describe herself in a single word, she would prefer not to.
The Asian and the boyfriend don't ever mix. They were born as separate as two koalas with latent chlamydia, and they shall remain so for all eternity.
There are only so many chances that you'll like your roommate in any sense of the word "like," and those chances are like, zero.
Ah, August. The breezes blowing, children playing, freedom from overbearing parents, and the lovely task of commencing awkward roommate conversations.
The other day I asked my Asian friend if I could be her secret bridesmaid, the same way that a traditionally ethnic ninja would ask a friend to be a secret bridesmaid.
With the advent of thousands of miraculous new medicines, the danger of immortality is very real and growing faster than ever.