7 Things You’ll Bring to College But Never Use
According to a survey, the top mistake college students make is packing stuff they don't actually need! So please, don't bother bringing any of the following items to school.
Comedy Writing
Were You an Oops Baby?
Ever wondered what you're doing on this Earth? Not in a philosophical way, but in a why-didn't-your-mother-shank-your-fetus-with-a-broken-beer-bottle way? Well, your mother often wonders the same thing.
You Don’t Have to Be Talented to Write a Novel
I intern at what they call a 'vanity' publishing house, which takes its title quite literally. We’re like that fake music video company that pissed out the auto-tuned disease that is 'Friday.'
Da Vagina Code
In my women's studies class we studied the peculiar behavior of the dumb cunt. I feel that these women exhibit seemingly innocent behavior that must be decoded to reveal its true intentions.