KC vs. His Nemesis
<p>I used to think it was important to have a nemesis. You know, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. That was until I earned a true arch enemy.<br />
KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.
<p>I used to think it was important to have a nemesis. You know, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. That was until I earned a true arch enemy.<br />
<p><img src="/files/u46/gold_bond_2.jpg" alt="" width="420" height="315" /><br /><em>(This is the stuff that gets me through the days and nights.)</em></p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/DSCN3537.jpg" alt="" width="420" height="315" /><strong><em><br />(My poor, almost broken nose. Sad face.)</em></strong></p><p>I seem to attract rough weeks, and this might have been one of the roughest and toughest of them all. Let me tell you a little bit about it.</p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/n10231918_40811957_7933.jpg" alt="I've got your back America..." width="400" height="300" /><br /><strong><em>(I've got your back, America)</em></strong></p>
I decided it's time for the men of the world to step up and take what's rightfully American: holidays. Here are a few ideas for male holidays - you deserve them, guys.
I don't remember exactly how I came upon PIC. I know I was cruising for porn, something funny, or both. But I landed here, saw a few things that made me laugh, and now here I am 3 years later, 200+ articles written.
<p><img src="/files/u46/DSCN4380.jpg" alt="(a rare action shot of me actually teaching)" width="400" height="300" /><br /><em>(A rare action shot of me actually teaching)</em></p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/bounce_chew_004.jpg" width="363" height="273" /> <br /><em>It's not as gross as you think. Nevermind, it is.</em></p>
For a long time, KC didn't own a computer in the Republic of Korea, so he watched a lot of Korean TV. Here's part of the adventure surfing through weird programming.
This is the hardest decision I've made in a long time, and here's how I went through the process.<p>So to raise awareness for child abuse and neglect, a bunch of people on Facebook decided to change their profile pics to their favorite cartoons. I don't care for child abuse, and I adore cartoons. Should be a cinch, right?
Take it from me and do your best to learn from my mistakes. Because Lord knows nobody else should go through the dipshit things I've done.
<p><img src="/files/u46/kim_jong_il.jpg" width="400" height="559" /><br /><em>(This guy's a dick.)</em></p><p>I don't know much about politics, but I do know about bar fights—not because I'm good at them, I've just been in a lot. But I've seen this North Korea guy before plenty of times, and you probably have too.</p>