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KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.

Comedy Writing

Dropping the G Bomb

<p><img src="/files/u46/DSCN4102.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>"Anybody who starts a sentence with, ‘Not to sound racist, but...' is definitely a racist." - Anonymous PIC commenter.</p>

Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFest, Part 3

KC wakes up with no idea what happened. He knows he spent most of the previous night at Dirty Mike's wedding, but her can't remember the details, so The Sister fills him in.

Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFest, Part 2

We were at a Chinese hall for Dirty Mike's Chinese wedding, and I was determined to stay relatively sober for this wedding, so I could remember it. It was a long shot attempt.

Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFest

We all knew DM would get married soon. He told us all that he'd never find a hotter wife than his girlfriend, and we all agreed. Because his wife is hot. And cooks.

(Korean) Kids Say the Gosh Darn Funniest Things, Part 2

<p><img src="/files/u46/kkorean_kids.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p><p><strong><em>(Para's handwriting is on top, my serial killer-style block letters are on bottom. It's sad when a 10-year-old girl learning her second language has better handwriting than a native speaker—and writer.)</em></strong>  </p>

Awesome Korean Beer Commercial

<p>I used to think America owned the rights to the greatest beer commercials. Who can forget the Budweiser frogs, Bud Ice penguins, the Wazzup Guys, or the Tastes Great/Less Filling guys (actually, they were really forgettable). Even the Dos Equis ads rock. The Canucks also rock with the Labatt's bear and well, that's about it. </p>

I Don’t Know the Name of My Poison

<p>Koreans love to drink. Mostly beer and soju (rice wine). I'm not the biggest beer person in the world, and definitely not a wino. So I decided to find some other liquor. Scotch is really expensive, as is most whiskey in the ROK (Republic of Korea). However, I found a few bottles of mystery booze. Here's what they looked like:</p>

My American Bucket List

In case you haven't been watching my every Tweet, blog, and step, I've relocated to The Republic of Korea. But I needed to do some shit in America first.

My Abridged Going Away Speech

Here's a look at my awful South Korea going away speech, which I seemed to steal from endless different sources and then hopelessly butcher.

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