(Korean) Kids Say the Funniest Things
<p> <img src="/files/u46/DSCN3935.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="400" height="300" /><br /><em> (Doesn't that just warm your heart?)</em></p>
KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.
<p> <img src="/files/u46/DSCN3935.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="400" height="300" /><br /><em> (Doesn't that just warm your heart?)</em></p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/DSCN3918.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="400" height="533" /></p><p><strong><em>(Don't worry everybody, I'm still alive!!!)</em></strong> </p>
Do you guys realize I'm now one of 30 girls in my junior high named 'Bella,' all because Mom liked the extra gay vampire movie Twilight and Dad was too dickless to protest?
<p>Every summer I'm invited to a bunch of weddings, and I go to them and have a bunch of stories. Well, this summer, I've been invited to a few weddings. Unfortunately, my buddies in Minnesota as well as North and South Dakota are mostly finished getting married for the moment. By NYU Boys are just starting. My Colorado Gang is starting to get hitched this summer.</p>
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<p><img src="/files/u46/kc_vs_nyc.jpeg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /><strong><em>Bon Voyage USA</em></strong></p><p>Ten years ago I made one of the toughest decisions of my life. I'd give up my family, friends, familiarities and other cool things that start with the letter "F." </p>
KC and the Organ Gang find themselves in Las Vegas for a bachelor party. As they hit the tables and slots, the Organs find it harder and harder to quit.
<p><img src="/files/u46/bolder07.jpg" alt="" width="292" height="604" /> </p><p><em><strong>(This is an old photo. I'm going faster and looking cooler this year.)</strong></em> </p>
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<p><img src="/files/u46/DSCN3638.jpg" width="400" height="531" /></p><p><em>(The oven, after lovin', is always funny and fun.)</em> </p><p>We all know what a Dutch Oven is. Or maybe you don't. If you're a little rusty on one of the greatest inventions of all time, here's the story about the birds and the bees and the ovens...</p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/jude.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="533" /> </p>
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