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KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.

Comedy Writing

An Ode to the Best Mom in the World

<img src="/files/u46/mom_neck.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /><p><em><strong>(My Mom performing one of her many daily duties. Cleaning spinal wound sutures...)</strong></em></p>

KC Against Mothers Driving

<p> <img src="/files/u46/car_wreck.jpeg" alt="" width="400" height="341" /></p><p><em><strong>(All caused because some mother driver tried to change the Spongebob DVD for her kids...)</strong></em> </p>

My First Tattoo, or, An Introduction to a New Pain

<p>People ask me often if I regret any of my tattoos, do they hurt, which one is my favorite, how much a tattoo of a Tasmanian Devil fisting a leprechaun will cost, which was my first, and so on. The answers are sort of, duh, all of them, probably $150-350 depending on the color, size and body part and finally, Darth Vader.</p>

My Brilliant Theory on Sequels (From When I was Eleven)

<p><img src="/files/u46/net_0.jpg" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>My mom never allowed my brothers or me to watch <strong>R</strong>-rated movies until we were thirteen or fourteen or so. We'd still occasionally see them, but only when our cool aunts or uncles would take us. However, if the movie was on TV and on before midnight, my mom thought that was okay. </p>

Hey Future Employers

How's it going? I see you're researching me for a position in your company, school, or burger joint. I just want you to know, I've drunk alcohol and smoked pot before.

What You Missed Tonight, Baby…

<p><img src="/files/u46/ladies_what_you_missed_out_on.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>Hey ladies of the world (and <a href="/columns/casey-freeman/embrace-your-girlfriends-gay-bff" target="_blank">gay dudes</a> just waiting to change me). It's me. You're dreamboat. Good old KC. </p>

KC’s Dream About Rebel Girl

<p><img src="/files/u46/kc_dream_rebel.jpg" alt="General KC Freeman" width="400" height="533" /><br /><em>(A Southern Gentleman goes to war...)</em> </p>

Write as I Say, Not as I Do

It's been two years since I've been entertaining (or annoying) you, my faithful PIC readers and fans. So I'd like to offer you my personal guide to writing.

Meet Singles in Your Area

<p>I rarely check the banner ads on facebook. I just don't want to join other social networks, enlarge my penis or list every single comic book that I own. However, it is amazing how they use info from your FB profile to find (in)appropriate ads for you.</p><p>Lately, I've been seeing this banner ad with the headline: "Meet Singles In Your Area."</p>

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