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KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.

Comedy Writing

KC and a Priest Walk Into a Bar

People expect me to rip on priests since I attended Catholic high school, but most are outstanding. Here are a few quotes from my favorite men of the cloth.

Bouncer Wisdom: Respect at the Door

<p><img src="/files/u46/bounce_respect.jpg" alt="Your handshake at the door means a lot..." width="389" height="292" /><strong>(Your handshake at the door means a lot...)</strong></p>

Become My Follower, Lil Sheepy

<p><img src="/files/u46/typing.jpg" alt="How Tweet It Is..." width="389" height="292" /> </p><p><strong>(How Tweet It Is...)</strong></p><p>Like all of my cool, rich and famous celebrity friends, I keep a Twitter account. But today I wasn't feeling very celebrity-ish because I don't have very many Twitter followers. Then I realized that's because I didn't tell anybody about it.</p>

KC vs. Turtlenecks

<p>My dear Mom bought me a turtleneck for Christmas, God bless her heart. When I opened it, I gave her a questioning eye (I cock my eyebrow). She said: "Oh you like turtlenecks! And it will keep your neck warm."</p>

Why the USA is Better Than the Moon

<p>There's a lot of talk on this website on which country is better. <a href="/columns/david/3-10-08.htm" title="Why Canada is Better than America | David Nelson">USA or Canada</a> or even <a href="/articles/rockets_red_glare.htm" title="Wy America is Better Than England | J.B. Hour">America vs. England</a>. Everybody tends to have their opinion.

Why I Rented The Tale of Despereaux

<img src="/files/u46/tale_of_despereaux_ver2.jpg" alt="The Tale of Despereaux was on my Netflix queue" width="377" height="571" /><p>I'm a man, and I tend not to make excuses for my actions. But I do have an explanation for why I received <em>The Tale of Despereaux</em> on Netflix. You know, the CGI movie about a mouse saving a princess. That's right, go ahead and judge me.</p>

My Organs and I Turn 30

I'm only going to be in my 20's for ten more minutes and there's so much I wanted to do before I became irrelevant! Organs to the rescue.

Diary of a Hipster

Diary, I'm having an identity crisis. I want to branch out. I was thinking of getting really skinny, but wearing more clothes. Trendy is hard to do.

What’s On My Dick? (The Spotted Dong Story)

<p><img src="/files/u46/ball_playing.jpg" alt="Don't play with your balls..." width="400" height="533" /></p><p>Since people liked some of <a href="/blogs/casey-freeman/kiss-little-longer-hairs-tale" target="_blank" title="Kiss A Little Longer">my collegiate sexual misadventures</a>, I thought I'd write another.</p>

The Day I Met Nelson Mandela

Every once in a while you see somebody who's changed the world. And every so often, his bodyguards think you're a terrorist. Let me explain...<p>My last week or so of undergrad at NYU I scarfed a dining hall meal and hit the library to work on a few papers. Seriously, I studied and wrote a lot. </p>

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