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KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.

Comedy Writing

My Christmas List

<p><img src="/files/u46/xmas_kc.jpg" alt="I kiss my Christmas tree" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>So it's December, which means my grandma and mommy are asking for my Christmas list. I figured, maybe a few fans would like to make my holidays brighter by giving their most favorite writer/celebrity/studmuffin some awesome gifts. So here goes:</p>

KC as an Artist and a Young Man

<p>You aren't born an artist, unless you're Rachel Starr, then you're born with a lot of awesome, um, talents. </p><p> <img src="/files/u46/RachelStarrHotTeacher2.jpg" alt="Rachel Starr is hot" width="401" height="501" /></p>

Thanks for the Holidays 2009

I attended New York University for my undergrad, then moved to Colorado and then worked in NYC for a few years. So my Thanksgiving tradition is actually more with one of best friend's family than my own. Except for this year. I spent this Turkey Day with my own family. Here's a few of my adventures:<p><strong>WEDNESDAY</strong></p>

Kiss a Little Longer: A Hair’s Tale

<p>So, in honor of the most venerable PIC Hair Week (which apparently lasts two weeks)—I thought I'd take a break from writing about my own hair and write about somebody else's. </p><p>You see young lads and lassies, way back when I was a college-aged buck, there was such a thing as females with pubic hair. Revolting, I know. But it's a fact. We also thought Limp Bizkit was cool. </p>

Texts From Last Night (To Myself)

Since I'm too busy to carry a notebook or voice recorder, I send text messages to myself to remind me of funny column ideas or jokes. Here are some classics.

What’s With the Beard?

<p>(I decided to extend PIC Hair Week. I experienced some computer problems, so my other Hair Week posts were left to sit.) (My computer problems were the fact that I started playing computer games again.)</p><p><img src="/files/u2/casey-beard-scruff.jpg" alt="KC's beard" width="339" height="453" /> </p>

What I Did When I Turned 18

Whatever you do when you're 18, be sure not to go to prison, especially if you're a whiteboy. In the clink, YOU the motherfucking minority!

What’s With the Hair?

<p><img src="/files/u46/oct_31_09_2_002.jpg" alt="KC's long hair" width="400" height="300" /></p><p>I swear I'm not a dirty hippie. Yeah, my hair is long. But seriously, I'm not a hippie. I'm also not joining a band or making a statement. Believe me, I hate my long hair. I've got a reason to grow it out and it's a pretty good one.</p>

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