Happy Birthday, Mekaneck!
As a competitive swimmer, I'd done thousands of shallow dives, unfortunately, this lake was very shallow. I broke the C4 vertebrate in my neck and ended up in the ER.
KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.
As a competitive swimmer, I'd done thousands of shallow dives, unfortunately, this lake was very shallow. I broke the C4 vertebrate in my neck and ended up in the ER.
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Look bro, I know you're a big porno fan like me. But I'm telling ya, I coulda been a huge porn star. I never got the shot, you know?
Guys, sorry, but it's time I ruined our secret. It's time to come clean to the ladies and tell them what we really think about during sex.
I've never been a father, but I do know a lot of girls with daddy issues, and I have to thank all you dads of America for that.
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<p><img src="/files/u46/twilight.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>Sure I read "Twilight," but I don't have to defend my masculinity to you people. I bench press, gamble, start stuff on fire and thoroughly enjoy the carnal pleasures of many of my offering women friends. </p>
Don't hate me because I was born awesome, beautiful, brilliant, and sexually proficient. I'm here to entertain the little people, like you.
With the Facebook of Sex, you can find out your sex partner’s favorite positions, if she likes giving blowjobs, and other relationship stuff.
The Narcotics Anonymous group and their moderator wait outside the concert for tickets to the show. Every drug has its say in the meantime.
<p><img src="/files/u46/transformers-2-the-twins.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="210" /> </p><p>Hey Michael Bay,</p><p>You've officially made "Transformers 2" the shittiest movie of the summer. </p>
Occasionally I'm asked whether I like large or small boobs. The answer is: I like GREAT boobs. But what makes one rack better than the other?