They Call Me “Gay Teacher”
Korean kids nickname just about every teacher. Like most nicknames, they just pop up. Maybe your nose is big, your hair is yellow, or you talk with a stutter.
KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.
Korean kids nickname just about every teacher. Like most nicknames, they just pop up. Maybe your nose is big, your hair is yellow, or you talk with a stutter.
Being hirsute shouldn't be considered gross! Face fros are beautiful! They show hard work and dedication! And tons of other girlfriend-friendly stuff!
I dont just use my old boxers to nestle up with my nether regions. They serve many other purposes, like alternative Q-Tips and kitchen rags.
My schedule has been hectic for a few months. Here are some of my excuses for not entertaining you or giving you reasons to write pissy comments about my writing.
Who better to entice kids to exercise than the baddest ass dude ever? The greatest actor ever? The greatest dude ever? This was who I met in elementary school.
I've interviewed hundreds of people, having worked at a newspaper, and some of them happened to be famous, including Matt Stone and Rudy Guiliani.
Have a very merry Home Alone Christmas in Korea.
As an American in a foreign land, a question I hear a lot is, "Have you ever met any Hollywood celebrities?" As a newspaper reporter and a bartender, the answer is a resounding yes.
While you may think "Gangnam Style" is hilarious, so much of the stuff in it is true about Korea: women do sexy yoga in the park, gangsters and fat guys sit in the sauna.
If you've ever seen me, or a photo of me, it's pretty obvious I'm a dude. I usually wear a beard or a five-o'clock shadow. But some Korean girls are confused.
Being white, handsome, and taller than most locals, being disguised as Super Mario made me the most talked about item in Korean history.
Since I already owned the red hat and suspenders, and had grown a beard, I decided to dress up as Mario again this year, to the delight of every Korean person everywhere.