11 Awesome Things About Being a Bouncer
Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy: grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.
KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.
Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy: grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.
Getting a tattoo is a permanent decision. Please make sure you're a) sober b) not doing it for your relationship and c) familiar with the design for more than 30 days.
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My <a href="/columns/casey-freeman/hot-time-city-moving-nyc-after-graduation" target="_blank">shellacking</a> of NYC gives the impression I hate the Big Apple. Well, I sort of do, but last weekend I experienced really awesome New York. <br />
<p>Watch this <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pmV6tlvZHk" title="hugging lion">video</a> of this lion hugging his two former owners. It's pretty cool. </p><p>It made me and millions of others think.</p>
<p> <img src="/files/u46/1053108754_1riddler03.jpeg" alt="" width="320" height="218" /></p><p>We always like to see what you're thinking, even though you're usually wrong. Leave your answers as a comment. I'm resisting the urge to ask "Dark Knight" related questions, because I'd probably give away spoilers and other good stuff. </p>
On paper, New York City seems somewhat glamorous. In reality, it's a sweaty hellhole you'll go broke trying to survive in.
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<p> <img src="/files/u46/images.jpeg" alt="riddler" width="109" height="135" /></p><p>It's Wednesday and I'm the one asking the questions here. Comment with answers or talk amongst yourselves. No big whoop. </p><p>Does a specific type of alcohol get you weird? Example, red wine makes me want to dry hump. White wine makes me want to eat shards of glass. Whiskey cures everything. You?</p>
Just turning off the alarm in the morning requires a conscious, collective effort by several organs. Now imagine using the bathroom and calling in sick to work...