Thank Me Later
Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility.
KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.
Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility.
Unless you become rich, famous, or good-looking, never in your life will you have access to hot college girls again. Act fast, limited time offer!
I met a really gorgeous chick at a concert of a 1980s cover band and had to ask, "Um, were you even born in the ‘80s?" Phew, she was.
You graduated college and now your life can really begin to suck! Shitty jobs, failed marriages, and student loans await!
It was only a year ago that Casey could have been engaged like so many other poor, hapless friends of his.
Office jobs reward you with steady paychecks, business cards, and paper clips. Bartending rewards you with whiskey shots.
Hmm, a job where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it's in the job description? Sounds like I'm over-qualified, but I'll take it!
Designers have de-sexualized the female form for the last time with this atrocious, awful and un-American style: high waist jeans for girls.