My Five-Month Late St. Paddy’s Day Story (Part 3 of 3)
It's always been a dream of mine to have a real Irishman say, "What's the crack-a-jay?" to me. And today it finally happened... by the bar bathroom urinal.
KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.
It's always been a dream of mine to have a real Irishman say, "What's the crack-a-jay?" to me. And today it finally happened... by the bar bathroom urinal.
Sarah "Nailin'" Palin scooched up to me and dropped this line: "Hey. Are you gay?" And from that point on, the pornstar/Republican lookalike only got weirder with alcohol.
I grew up liking St. Paddy's because it meant lots of green candy and corned beef. Now I like it because of the whiskey specials and green stickers my mom mails me.
Mostly, all the little kids I teach in Korea love me. So what do I worry about? What terrifies me the most is mentally screwing these kids up.
Way back in the day, my buddy Chenz wanted me to hook up with this girl with huge cans named Kiara. It turns out we both liked boozing and screwing, so things looked pretty good.
Our hero and his Organs ready themselves to enter the shower for some "adult time." Everyone is excited.
When you sport any amount of tattoos, no matter what they are, people will show you theirs, tell you about their ideas or ask you how much their ideas will cost.
Drugs would probably be a lot cooler if you didn't have to buy them from drug dealers. Also, if drugs were legal. And cheaper. But mostly, dealing with dealers blows.
A bunch of dudes I wrestle with wanted to run an 11K road race so I decided to dust off my short shorts, sneakers, and sweatbands for my first Korean run.
<p class="MsoNormal"><img src="/files/u46/bounce_bulletproof.jpg" width="363" height="273" /></p> <p class="MsoNormal">It always seems rare to find somebody who doesn’t drink. Even more, a young person. Even more so, a bouncer. And again even more so, a bouncer at my old bar. Then I met Mick.</p>
If dipsticks like Michelle Bachmann, Joe Biden, and everyone with a campaign and a dream can run, why not me? Here's my latest interview they don't want you to see.
Here are the best answers to a bonus question from my midterm question: How can Casey Professor improve this class?