The Other Side of the Podium
Since nobody trained me how to be a professor, and I still remember some of the stuff my old ones said, I now use a lot of the clichés I hated back then, but find useful now.
KC was born in Oregon, raised in the Dakotas, educated in Colorado, groomed in NYC, and now teaches in Seoul, South Korea. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and getting shot down by college girls. He still gets shot down by college girls. Casey "KC" Freeman finished college a few years ago and he's still trying to incorporate the things he learned into his everyday life. So far, at the end of the workday not a single coworker can pack their bookbag faster than KC. At the beginning of his career at PIC he was gainfully employed as an editor at one of the worst magazines in existence, but has also worked as a bartender, day laborer, telemarketer, public relations rep, swim coach, bouncer, KFC cook, pizza delivery boy, lifeguard and trucker. Now he's an English teacher in South Korea. Life, work and the oddities in between inspire him to create things that enhance souls. Even though he's the greatest, he wants you to know that You're the Best.
Since nobody trained me how to be a professor, and I still remember some of the stuff my old ones said, I now use a lot of the clichés I hated back then, but find useful now.
In my basement apartment in Korea there's this grinder/blender thing in my toilet. Unfortunately, it's response to toilet paper is to clog up and flood the bathroom.
Sorry I egged your car, dirty ass roommate, even though it was nothing compared to the other thugs.
My Grandma smiled, pinched my cheek and said, "I know, Casey. But you're so handsome you look like Sean Connery Junior."
Not only is Hitler the world's most famous dictator you love to hate, he was also a comedian! While cleaning out my attic, I came across his hand-written stand-up comedy routine.
America is the land of opportunity, and I had the opportunity to see a ton of family, eat two tons of food, and have enough fun for three tons of human beings. I also missed a few things.
I heard Everclear is basically the same thing as rubbing alcohol, except rubbing alcohol makes you go blind. Or maybe it's the other way around. Or maybe it's both. Who knows?
I've never forgotten how stories capture people's attention, entertain them, make them happy or sad. So when I grew up I wanted to be only one thing: a firefighting ninja dinosaur astronaut. And a writer.
If you're really smart, you'll take a dance class in college: all girls and a few gay guys. You see, girls love to dance, and when you do too, they'll love you for it.
Don't get me wrong, Korea has a lot of awesome stuff, but there are just some things the USA does great. Hamburgers, pizza, bagels, Mexican food, Mexican pizza, pizza bagels and so on.
When you become a world famous writer and ESL professor, you get things called "Two Month Paid Vacations." So I packed my luggage and headed to the most exciting place in the world: the USA.
I visited one of the many Buddhist temples in order to relieve myself of the stresses of the city of Seoul, and just see something beside the inside of different bars and clubs.