Keaton Patti | Points in Case

Keaton Patti New York City

Keaton is a writer and comedian living in New York City. He is performer on the UCB Harold team Captain and an alum of the UCB Touring Company. He has contributed writings for The New Yorker, Comedy Central, The Onion, Funny or Die, CollegeHumor and McSweeney's Quarterly and Internet Tendency, where his column Rebunking Conspiracy Theories is published. You may remember him from the previous sentences.

Comedy Writing

Truthful Alumni Magazine Class Notes

Juan Baerga, ‘10, has only ever used what he learned from his $160,000 engineering degree in determining which piece to remove in Jenga.

by Keaton Patti
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May 1, 2018

The Book was Better

The movie starred the multi-talented and gregarious Luke Wilson, but the book taught me the word "gregarious." The book was better.

by Keaton Patti
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April 10, 2018