Stereotypes: A Cheater’s Worst Enemy
After a semester of keg stands and Taco Bell free-for-alls, you are completely unprepared for the final exam. You have but one choice left: find someone to cheat off of.
Comedy Writing
Three Reasons Why Superheroes Wouldn’t Make It in 2011
I've come to the conclusion that apart from the 'that shit can't happen' scientific aspect, a superhero could never make it in 2011, thanks to technology and Lady Gaga.
Why Do You Have to Die to Become a Good Person?
No matter how much of a degenerate you were in life, you get instant 'saint' status the minute you kick the bucket. It's pathetic, really.
Girls are Like Video Games
Yes, even women, the most complex living thing in the universe, can be summed up with an A+B combo. Well, the code is longer than that, but you have to learn how to unlock it first.
A Brief Survival List for Z-Day
In an attempt to single-handedly save humanity from the impending arrival of zombies, I have compiled a survival list. Start preparing now, before you're eaten alive.