Job Listings, Translated
“Candidates should be comfortable with ambiguity.” Translation: We have no idea what’s going on.
Kelley Greene is a writer and performer based in Chicago. She has studied at The Second City and iO, and has been featured in the Mary Scruggs Works by Women Festival and the compilation book "The Awkward Phase". You can find her online at kelleygreene.pizza or on Twitter/Instagram @kelleygreene.
“Candidates should be comfortable with ambiguity.” Translation: We have no idea what’s going on.
They spent their golden years in the legislative branch. Why not let them spend their platinum years thinking they’re still there?