An Updated Tax Write-Off Worksheet, by the Nosiest Employee at the IRS
Did you receive Venmo payments from your ex (Handle @MattDereklol46) AFTER you broke up on July 23, 2021?
Kelsey is a writer/performer/comedian based in New York. She is a graduate of the Dramatic Writing program at NYU. Kelsey co-hosts a monthly variety show, Pigeon Presents, at the Knitting Factory. She also holds a solo musical puppet show called Something Like... Musical once a month at Easy Lover and has written for the house team Newport When she's not doing all of these things, she is working at Joe Coffee, and implores you to stop by. The matcha is delicious.
Did you receive Venmo payments from your ex (Handle @MattDereklol46) AFTER you broke up on July 23, 2021?
I Got You Babe (And By “You” I Mean Rude Comments on Your TikTok)
Today’s Opposite Day was triggered by my friend’s child, Kalley, who expressed that I "had a nice haircut… on Opposite Day."
I usually stay in the center of your tummy but unfortunately today I’m writing to you from the deepest depths of what could be considered your "gut."
The One Attached to a Wire, Flying Over the Intersection: She’s in mid-air without a care in the world. She’s your manic pixie dream light.
It's confusing that this boy thinks a drum solo is an appropriate gift for anyone---let alone an infant. That’s what makes him so dangerous.