Are You My Future Boyfriend or a Personal Injury Lawyer?
You’re willing to fight for what I deserve. You categorically accept my claim that, “This is not entirely my fault.”
Comedy Writing
Dear Tennessee Williams: Have You Even BEEN to Cleveland?
Cleveland is nothing if not unique. Have you ever BEEN to Cleveland’s own franchise, the Harry Buffalo Saloon?
Remember, Oh Co-Eds, the College Campus Landscapers
They were the ones tasked with Edward Scissorhanding the bushes on the hill that greeted you.
Yuppie Wedding Announcement Written by a Bitter Maid-of-Honor
The couple described the aesthetic of the reception venue as farmhouse chic. Notably, the bridesmaids were dressed as mason jars.