An Apology from That One Friend Who Takes the Super Bowl Too Seriously
I’m sorry I climbed a utility pole outside during halftime to hang a handmade flag with my team’s logo.
Kristen Mulrooney is a humor writer based in a small town touted as “barely a suburb of Boston”. Her writing can be found in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Razed, and other corners of the comedy universe. Kristen went to college in an actual suburb of Boston and has studied with The Second City. She started writing comedy so her daughter will grow up knowing women can be funny. Her daughter is thus far unimpressed.
I’m sorry I climbed a utility pole outside during halftime to hang a handmade flag with my team’s logo.