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But if Mr Zuckerberg thinks that now I will finally bring him that Tickle Me Elmo, he is wrong. He was a bad boy then and he's an even badder boy now.
Kristen grew up in Edmonton, Canada, but has recovered nicely. She has written for The Belladonna Comedy, The Cooper Review, CBC Opinion, The Establishment, and more. She recently started a comedy publication called Celebrity Skim and blogs regularly on Medium.
But if Mr Zuckerberg thinks that now I will finally bring him that Tickle Me Elmo, he is wrong. He was a bad boy then and he's an even badder boy now.
We’d like to pinch some sense into you with our deadly pincers, but we fear that this will only make you reach some new, unfathomably stupid conclusion.