Why You Should Only Cut to Me Laughing During This Comedy Special Taping
I didn’t bring my resume with me but here you go: hahahahahhaa. See, I’m good.
Comedy Writing
How to Feel One with the Earth When You’re Allergic to Most of It
Sit down and place your feet on the ground and just feel the earth beneath the carpeted floor as you wait for your weekly allergy shot.
Eulogy for My Motivation
My motivation was killed by me throwing my phone out the window when my alarm went off for the fifth time and I didn’t want to get up for a run.